Welcome, welcome! to Zoo Bar, the first restaurant where you can enjoy your dinner amongst lions, tigers, penguins, and other exotic animals. Picture this: you enter through a tunnel in the ground and walk underneath the animal refuge, where you will emerge up a flight of stairs into the restaurant which is lined with clear glass walls. Outside these walls is the animal refuge: lions and tigers confiscated from owners who purchased them illegally in places like Detroit, Camden, and Tampa Bay. Perhaps the animals were ill-treated in their first profession, but at Zoo Bar they'll receive the best care and will look glorious for the patrons. One of the features inside the restaurant is the ice counter behind the bar. Every hour a door will open up and one of the resident penguins will shoot across the ice counter, to the sheer delight of the on-lookers! The food inside will be second to none, but alas, no lion burgers here. You'll have to go to the Anti-Zoo Bar (not affiliated with Zoo Bar) for those.
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