Some Haikus

I realized I've not written anything on here since I opened it, so how about some haikus? Inspired from items on my desk:

little green palm tree
leaves turning brown and crispy
please don't die on me!

hip Beatles gift bag
bearer of the gift that brought
ten thousand nightmares

digital cam'ra
where are all your batteries??
not taking pictures...

crumpled, white tissue -
fresh and ready for my nose;
or maybe itsnot

lipitor notepad
ten honey babies' digits
waiting for calls. psyche!

Welcome to Zoo Bar!!

Welcome, welcome! to Zoo Bar, the first restaurant where you can enjoy your dinner amongst lions, tigers, penguins, and other exotic animals. Picture this: you enter through a tunnel in the ground and walk underneath the animal refuge, where you will emerge up a flight of stairs into the restaurant which is lined with clear glass walls. Outside these walls is the animal refuge: lions and tigers confiscated from owners who purchased them illegally in places like Detroit, Camden, and Tampa Bay. Perhaps the animals were ill-treated in their first profession, but at Zoo Bar they'll receive the best care and will look glorious for the patrons. One of the features inside the restaurant is the ice counter behind the bar. Every hour a door will open up and one of the resident penguins will shoot across the ice counter, to the sheer delight of the on-lookers! The food inside will be second to none, but alas, no lion burgers here. You'll have to go to the Anti-Zoo Bar (not affiliated with Zoo Bar) for those.