Some Haikus

I realized I've not written anything on here since I opened it, so how about some haikus? Inspired from items on my desk:

little green palm tree
leaves turning brown and crispy
please don't die on me!

hip Beatles gift bag
bearer of the gift that brought
ten thousand nightmares

digital cam'ra
where are all your batteries??
not taking pictures...

crumpled, white tissue -
fresh and ready for my nose;
or maybe itsnot

lipitor notepad
ten honey babies' digits
waiting for calls. psyche!